Me: So babe, what’s the game plan?
Hubs: Game plan? You tell me. How are you going to dominate me now?
Me: Honey, you are so funny. I’m not dominating. I told you, you are the head of the household.
Hubs: Yeah, yeah…(laughs) but you’re the horns coming out from my head (snickering laugh)
Me: (insane laughter)