Get ready for the “woe is me.” Here I am sitting on my couch, typing on my laptop, feeling fairly miserable. My wrists and ankles are sore. I can hardly see because my vision is blurry and my eyes are so tired from lack of sleep. My vagina bones hurt. (Joke – I know there… Read More Misery Wants Company
Hubs: (out of nowhere) I’m about to do something controversial. Me: (intrigued) What’s up babe? Hubs: …quietly hands me the remote and leaves the room. Hot hilarious mess.
Today I “celebrate” my four year wedding anniversary with my husband. Celebrate is in (air) quotes b/c we are actually going to dinner next weekend. My husband is still at work as I write this. We had dinner reservations at Del Frisco’s this past Saturday but I had a pregnancy meltdown due to a complete… Read More 4 Year Linen
I need a watch. I WANT a watch. The last time I bought a watch was in the year 2003, I think… Watches don’t generally agree with me. First of all, they tend to stop working within a few days. Something about how much electricity I emit. Secondly, they are just cumbersome to me. And… Read More Only Time Will Tell